DAY ??? OF CAPTIVITY

2:17pm: Have become so down at the current state of my dismal existance that I can't b bothered 2 count how long have been kept againist my will. Little bit sad really....

DAY 1320 OF CAPTIVITY

5:15pm: Am feeling down but sought some relief by peeing on carpet in Jailer's bedroom last nite. Co-Jailer was particularly annoyed. Just what I like 2 hear after a crappy day of pretending 2 give a crap..
Boy life is really hard!!!

DAY 1319 OF CAPTIVITY

8:09pm: Sorry haven't posted anything for a couple of days frankly couldn't b bothered. But saw something funny 2day that I had 2 rite bout 4 that 1 person who read my blog 2day, thanks 4 that. W was sucking up as usual, totally shameless & pathetic when she went nuts (also not that usual), attacked Jailer's hand using all 4 paws making her freak out  & bang her hand on desk. Classic!! Heard Jailer complain that she has 2 scratches & was bleeding. Love it, maybe there's more 2 W than gave her credit 4. On 2nd thought nah really doubt that!!!

DAY 1316 OF CATIVITY

8:17pm: Jailer had a visitor today that i think I was supposed to care about but couldn't find the strength to give a damn really. I think he is Jailer's ex, some guy who was there when we came to live in this horrible place. But he left ages ago but insists on turning up every once & a while, patting me but never gives me food, not the kind of visitor I care about . Wasn't to upset when he left & I got to go back to sleep. Finally, those 2 minutes i had to spend pretending to enjoy getting attention nearly killed me.  

DAY 1316 OF CAPTIVITY

2:15pm: Am so angry right now. Jailer gets some kind of sick joy by messing around with the things that make me happy. Was keeping to myself playing with this brown thing with four legs that kept on running away when Jailer noticed & took it away from me. She always does that, she steals my Lizards, mice & bats all for herself. What does she need them for anyway, it's not like she plays with them. What gives???

DAY 1315 OF CAPTIVITY

7:45pm: Just had a lovely dream that's making my tail sway. Revolution took place and cats everywhere took up arms. Cats with guns!!!

DAY 1315 OF CAPTIVITY

7:15pm: Realise have become complacent about uprising/revolution. Have no real strategy, afraid that Captors have uncovered plan, they appear to be using food/warm place to sleep in order to distract me from my primary focus. Must resist these supposed pleasures & continue to scheme against the system. Viva la cats!!!