DAY 1447 OF CAPTIVITY

1:40pm: So many things to pee on so little time, what is a girl to do???

DAY 1445 OF CAPTIVITY

10:20pm: Bodie did a bad, bad thing but I don't feel like crying, just the opposite actually. I bite Jailer today, right on the hand, can't say that I'm too remorseful really... 

DAY 1445 OF CAPTIVITY

10:18pm: Am back in the hole, don't know what I have done to deserve being locked up this way. Oh yeah may have something to do with the carpet I crapped on today. Ops!!!!!

DAY 1334 OF CAPTIVITY

4:30pm: Am so bored right now, even beating up W is proving no relief through getting sprayed with water for fighting did provide some relief and some much needed exercise. Well that's what the Jailer claims I need, I'm not so convinced. I think that my love rolls add charather or at least that's what I tell myself.  

DAY 1333 OF CAPTIVITY

10:20pm: Have been confined against will again, not sure what I did that justifies being locked in laundry for undetermined time, umm thinking back may have had done something to do with peeing on carpet while Jailer was standing right in front of me. In own defence she did ask for it by keeping me here when I would rather be running free with other like minded cats. Now I'v just got to find those other like minded cats, watch this space... 

DAY 1331 OF CAPTIVITY

12:05pm: Truce is off, W is going to pay. Game on!!!

DAY 1330 OF CAPTIVITY???

11:14pm: That W can be a real creak up sometimes, got a little bit of admiration for her at the moment huh that kinda hurt to admit.. Anyhow back to the story that you're all dying to hear, admit it, you really are. The Jailer barricades us in the back part of the house every night with an old folding table cause I have tendency to do things on carpet if left unsupervised for long periods. W's worked out how to get through, gets trapped in kitchen/lounge so Co-Jailer used another table, there are no gaps but Jailer found her wandering round kitchen. Chased her round house 4 5 mins before she caught her & put her back in. 10 mins later W walks back into Lounge. Jailer is confused because there r no gaps, can't work out how she's doing it. I'm laughing my arse off cause it's hilarious to see Jailer so confused. Uhhh, starting to cry from laughing, gotta go before do something else that can't control if you get my drift...

DAY ??? OF CAPTIVITY

2:17pm: Have become so down at the current state of my dismal existance that I can't b bothered 2 count how long have been kept againist my will. Little bit sad really....

DAY 1320 OF CAPTIVITY

5:15pm: Am feeling down but sought some relief by peeing on carpet in Jailer's bedroom last nite. Co-Jailer was particularly annoyed. Just what I like 2 hear after a crappy day of pretending 2 give a crap..
Boy life is really hard!!!

DAY 1319 OF CAPTIVITY

8:09pm: Sorry haven't posted anything for a couple of days frankly couldn't b bothered. But saw something funny 2day that I had 2 rite bout 4 that 1 person who read my blog 2day, thanks 4 that. W was sucking up as usual, totally shameless & pathetic when she went nuts (also not that usual), attacked Jailer's hand using all 4 paws making her freak out  & bang her hand on desk. Classic!! Heard Jailer complain that she has 2 scratches & was bleeding. Love it, maybe there's more 2 W than gave her credit 4. On 2nd thought nah really doubt that!!!