DAY 1330 OF CAPTIVITY???

11:14pm: That W can be a real creak up sometimes, got a little bit of admiration for her at the moment huh that kinda hurt to admit.. Anyhow back to the story that you're all dying to hear, admit it, you really are. The Jailer barricades us in the back part of the house every night with an old folding table cause I have tendency to do things on carpet if left unsupervised for long periods. W's worked out how to get through, gets trapped in kitchen/lounge so Co-Jailer used another table, there are no gaps but Jailer found her wandering round kitchen. Chased her round house 4 5 mins before she caught her & put her back in. 10 mins later W walks back into Lounge. Jailer is confused because there r no gaps, can't work out how she's doing it. I'm laughing my arse off cause it's hilarious to see Jailer so confused. Uhhh, starting to cry from laughing, gotta go before do something else that can't control if you get my drift...