Friday 17 August 2012

DAY 1305 0F CAPTIVITY

8:57am: Jailer has finally turned off racket, ignored protests by shooing me away, nobody shoos me away!!! Respond to insult on character by scratching bedroom door for 2 mins, stopped by Jailer who is forced to get up to stop me. Ha, I win!!!!

9:02am: Begin morning ritual of meowing as loudly and as long as possible in order to receive whatever meagre rations I can acquire. This ploy is ignored, launch new tactic, walk from one end of house to other meowing as loud as I can. Am employing a mobile tactic, much harder to stop me if you can't catch me... 

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