DAY 1308 OF CAPTIVITY

6:37am: Decided to leave a little surprise for those who continue to hold me against my will. Bathroom door wasn't shut properly, easy to force it open with my plus size figure & leave a smelly, brown present in the bathtub. Jailer seemed quite unimpressed since she only cleaned bath 3 days ago. Ha, that's what happens when you mess with the master!!!!