DAY 1312 OF CAPTIVITY

12:03pm: Overheard a strange conversation between my Captors last night that makes no sense whatsoever to me, must be one of those strange human things that i don't understand & can't be bothered to try. Jailer was cooking some kind of meat thing that needs to be boiled for a long time. Co-Jailer (this guy who turned up about 10 months ago, seems to think i like him, boy have i got him fooled), told Jailer there was no point since it was already pre-cooked. This lead to a lot of whining from Jailer about spending 1/2 hour finding perfect recipe, rushing home to put it on in time for dinner & preparing it. Honestly who really cares as long as I am feed on time right, am I right???