DAY 1311 OF CAPTIVITY

12:55pm: Achieved great things today, made it over the wall that has kept me in this horrible backyard for so long. Had great hopes of running off to find a new home that treats me better but then I realised that it's really scary out here... Tried to keep some dignity intact while i meowed hopelessly at front window to be let in, hope nobody noticed. Was finally granted access after a few minutes boy what took Jailer so long, it's not like she's doing anything important is she?