DAY 1313 OF CAPTIVITY

5:01PM: This is crazy can not believe the sucking up that I am doing & it's still not getting me anywhere. Even did trick of standing on my hind legs like I'm begging, which technically I'm doing but still no dice. What does a cat have to do to get feed around here, other than eating that crap called beef & chicken loaf. I refuse to sink that low no matter how hungry I get.